hair of the bull

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Hair of the bull is when you drink so many Red Bulls you can’t even tell if you’re high or just wasted and you still need another one to keep from crying in the bathroom.
I drank seven Red Bulls and now I’m crying in the shower like a baby.
My coworker had a Red Bull for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. He’s like a monster.
I’m so wired I could run a marathon and still need another Red Bull.
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Hair of the bull is like when you’re so tired from too much sugar you just want to punch the vending machine and take a nap at the same time.
After my third Red Bull, I tried to punch the machine and missed. It was embarrassing.
I took a nap in the breakroom and still had a Red Bull in my hand.
I had so much sugar I could probably power a spaceship.
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Hair of the bull is when you’re so messed up from too much energy you can’t even think straight and you still manage to drink another Red Bull like it’s your last chance to survive.
I was so wired I could’ve talked to a wall and it would’ve replied.
I drank a Red Bull and then another one just because I felt like it.
I’m so hyper I could probably run laps around the planet.
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