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A person who looked like a rockstar with long hair and turned into a sad chicken when they chopped it off
My ex cut his hair and now he looks like my uncle’s pet goldfish.
She used to be a legend. Now she’s just my cousin’s math teacher.
He had hair like a lion. Now he’s a bald eagle with a bad attitude.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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Someone who looked like a movie star with long hair and now looks like they got hit by a mop
He used to be a heartthrob. Now he’s just my brother’s gym buddy.
She had hair that could make a king weep. Now she looks like a sad potato.
He had a mane like a lion. Now he’s got a face like a confused pigeon.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A person who looked like a god with long hair and now looks like they got robbed by a barber
She used to be a goddess. Now she’s just my mom’s neighbor.
He had hair like a superhero. Now he’s just my dad’s friend.
She had the look of a queen. Now she’s just my sister’s math teacher.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A person who looked like a beach model with long hair and now looks like they were boiled
He used to be a dream. Now he’s just my cousin’s gym instructor.
She had the hair of a movie star. Now she’s just my mom’s friend.
He looked like a prince. Now he’s just my dad’s neighbor.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A person who looked like a rockstar with long hair and now looks like they got run over by a mop
She used to be my crush. Now she’s just my sister’s math teacher.
He had the hair of a legend. Now he’s just my brother’s gym buddy.
She had the look of a queen. Now she’s just my mom’s friend.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A person who looked like a movie star with long hair and now looks like they were hit by a vacuum
He used to be a heartthrob. Now he’s just my dad’s neighbor.
She had the hair of a goddess. Now she’s just my mom’s friend.
He had the look of a king. Now he’s just my brother’s gym instructor.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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