Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

the sticky goo you wish you were eating instead of your lunch

My mom said I had hair mousse for breakfast

He tried to eat it like it was a snack

I had to wash my hands 10 times after touching it

2

the stuff that makes your hair look like it was made in a toilet

My hair looks like a raccoon used it for a nap

She put so much on it looked like a soup stain

He walked in and said, 'What is that?'

3

the reason your hair looks like it came out of a trash can

I used it like it was a glue gun

My friend said it smelled like old socks

It made my hair look like it was on fire

4

the worst thing your hair ever got stuck to

I used it so much my hair looked like a mop

It stuck to my face like it was a breakfast casserole

My dog ran away from it

5

the thing that turns your hair into a jungle of dirt and cum

My hair looked like a jungle after I used it

It smelled like a gym sock after a workout

It made my hair look like it was living in a sewer

6

the sticky, goopy mess that smells like your brother’s gym sock after a game

I used it so much I looked like a raccoon

It made my hair look like it was in a soup

My friend said it was the worst thing I ever put in my hair