Hair Migration

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When a man's hair slowly sneaks from the top of his head and ends up on his back and ass like it was never respected.

My hair's trying to escape my head and hide in my pants. I'm not mad, I'm just surprised.

This isn't a hair loss. It's a hair invasion. My back is the new crown.

I used to have hair. Now my ass has a full-time job.

When your head loses its glory and your back and butt take over like they own the place.

My hair's been on a journey. It started on my head and now it's camping on my back.

I don't have a bald spot. My back has a new hairdo.

My head is losing the war. My ass is winning the battle.

When your hair decides to abandon your head and move in with your back and ass full-time.

My hair is a traitor. It left my head and took a job on my back.

My head is a ghost town. My back is the new city.

I used to have hair. Now my back has a full head of hair and I'm stuck with the rest.