Hair maka

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Getting your head shaved so only a circle of hair is left where a yamaka would go. The rest is gone, like your head got attacked by a barber with a grudge.

My barber said my head looked like a target. I said, 'That’s the point, pal.'

He shaved my head like a f***ing lobster. All I have left is a tiny island of hair.

I got a hair maka and now I look like a bald eagle with a tiny crown.

by Slangipedia 12d ago

You let your barber keep a circle of hair on top of your head while the rest gets shaved off. It looks like a f***ing donut on your skull.

My barber said I looked like a donut. I said, 'At least I’m not the hole in the middle.'

I got a hair maka and now I’m the only one in my class with a bald ring.

The barber asked if I wanted a donut on my head. I said, 'Make it a f***ing maple syrup donut.'

by Slangipedia 12d ago

You get your head shaved except for a circle of hair on top. It’s like your head got a haircut and then got f***ed up by a dog.

My barber said my head looked like it got hit by a dog. I said, 'That’s the look, man.'

I got a hair maka and now I look like a f***ing pizza with a crust and no cheese.

He shaved my head like it was a crime scene. Only a circle of hair survived the chaos.

by Slangipedia 12d ago