hair loss

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When your head starts looking like a beach ball that got run over by a truck. Mostly happens to guys. Some people act like the end of the world when it happens.

My head is so bald I could be a monk's sidekick.

I lost my hair so fast it’s like my head had a panic attack.

I’m not bald, I’m just a head with a few extra personality traits.

by Slangipedia 2d ago

Hair loss is when your hair decides to leave town and never come back. It hits men and women alike. Smoking, bad habits, and living like a sloth can make it worse. You need a good hair transplant if you want to look like a human again.

I smoke so much my hair ran away from me.

I eat like a raccoon and my hair looks like it’s on a diet.

My hair left because I didn’t brush it for a month.

by Slangipedia 2d ago

Hair loss is when you start pretending your head is a hat. You act like it’s a big deal, but really, you’re just trying to hide the fact that you’re getting bald.

I said I was wearing a hat, but I was just trying to cover my bald spot.

My hair is thin, so I’m pretending it’s a fashion statement.

I’m not bald, I’m just doing a head impression.

by Slangipedia 2d ago