hair loopies

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Hair loopies are like the ugly cousins of braids. They’re what Water Tribe girls use to look like they have a brain, but really they just look like they got in a fight with a hair dryer.
My aunt’s hair loopies look like they were made by a toddler with a glue stick and a grudge.
I tried to do hair loopies and ended up looking like a raccoon got stuck in my hair.
My mom says my hair loopies are ‘the worst I’ve ever seen’ and she’s never wrong.
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Hair loopies are what Water Tribe women use to make their hair look fancy, even though it’s just two loops and a bun that looks like it was tied by a drunk elf.
My sister’s hair loopies look like they were done in a hurry and by someone who hates her.
My cousin’s hair loopies are so bad they’re almost a form of torture.
I did my hair loopies and my dog ran away screaming.
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Hair loopies are the Water Tribe’s version of a crown. Only instead of looking regal, they look like they were made by a kid with no patience and a lot of glitter.
My grandma’s hair loopies look like they were glued on by a blind person.
My friend’s hair loopies look like they were done by a robot that hates hair.
I tried to do hair loopies and now my head looks like it’s on fire.
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