hair job

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A hand job given by a girl with long, greasy hair. She wraps her slimy hair around your wiener and gives you the worst hand job ever.

My cousin’s girlfriend gave me a hair job after she ate a whole bag of chips.

He got a hair job from his mom and now he’s crying.

That hair job was so bad, it felt like getting hit with a mop.

The greatest invention ever made by a human who also had a lot of time on their hands.

If hair jobs weren’t a thing, I’d probably be dead.

Hair job is better than pizza.

I’d rather get a hair job than do math homework.

A hand job given by a guy with long, greasy hair. He wraps his messy hair around your junk and gives you the worst hand job ever.

My gym teacher gave me a hair job after I failed his test.

He got a hair job from his dad and now he’s bald.

That hair job felt like getting strangled by a mop.

A happy ending to a haircut where the barber takes you to the back and gives you a brain full of hair and cum.

I got a hair job at Great Clips and now I can’t stop thinking about cum.

The barber gave me a hair job and now my head smells like hair and cum.

I got a hair job at Great Clips and now I’m famous.