hair is laid

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When your hair is so smooth it could make a bald guy cry and your enemies jealous

My hair is so laid it looks like it was pressed by a saint

This girl’s hair is laid so hard, it’s like it’s been kissed by a flat iron and a prayer

My hair is laid so good, it’s like it’s trying to win a beauty pageant

Your hair is so flat it could be used as a napkin for a king

My hair is laid so good, it’s like it’s been cooked by a hair stylist and a chef

That girl’s hair is so laid, it’s like it’s been flattened by a brick and a curse

My hair is laid so good, I could walk on it like it’s a trampoline

When your hair is so straight it could make a curly person want to scream and run

My hair is laid so good, it’s like it’s been pressed by a wizard and a wizard’s brother

That girl’s hair is so laid, it could make a wave look like it’s been dragged through a puddle

My hair is laid so good, it’s like it’s been blessed by a hair goddess and a hot iron

Your hair is so flat it could be used as a mirror for a very lazy person

My hair is laid so good, it’s like it’s been pressed by a saint and a very tired person

That girl’s hair is so laid, it could make a frizzy person want to commit suicide

My hair is laid so good, it’s like it’s been flattened by a flat iron and a curse

When your hair is so smooth it could make a rough person want to switch careers

My hair is laid so good, it’s like it’s been pressed by a beauty queen and a hair wizard

That girl’s hair is so laid, it could make a rough person want to start a smoothie bar

My hair is laid so good, it’s like it’s been kissed by a flat iron and a smoothie