hair impaired

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Hair that looks like it got run over by a truck and then yelled at by a priest.

My cousin’s hair looks like a raccoon took a nap in it.

My uncle’s hair is so bad, it’s got its own ZIP code.

My brother’s hair looks like it was dipped in mud and then lit on fire.

When your hair is so messed up, it might as well be a curse from the gods of bad grooming.

My mom’s hair looks like it was styled by a drunk octopus.

My dad’s hair looks like it’s been through a war and a divorce.

My hair looks like I stuck my head in a blender and forgot to press stop.

Hair that’s so bad, it might as well be a second job.

My sister’s hair looks like it was pulled out by a goat.

My neighbor’s hair looks like it got stuck in a door and then left a message.

My hair looks like it’s been through a tornado and then a fight.

Hair that’s so bad, it could make a monk weep and a bald guy cry.

My hair looks like it was styled by a confused donkey.

My cousin’s hair looks like it got stuck in a blender and then set on fire.

My dad’s hair looks like it was pulled out by a team of angry raccoons.

Hair that looks like it was tortured, then left outside in the rain.

My mom’s hair looks like it was styled by a drunk chicken.

My hair looks like it got run over by a car and then left in a dumpster.

My brother’s hair looks like it was styled by a confused goat and a angry raccoon.