Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When you murder your hair with a comb and a curse

I pulled out 20 strands and called it a day.

My hair looked like it had been through a war.

I combed my hair so hard it begged for mercy.

2

Killing your hair with the force of a screaming toddler

I yanked my hair so hard it gave me a headache.

My hair looked like it had been stepped on by a donkey.

I pulled so much hair out I could braid a dog.

3

When you take a comb and turn your hair into a dead zone

My hair was so dead it didn’t even flinch.

I combed my hair so much it fell out in clumps.

My head looked like a war zone after a battle.

4

You take a comb and you make your hair scream for its life

I combed my hair so hard it screamed in my ears.

My hair looked like it had been tortured.

I pulled so much hair out I could make a wig.

5

When you pull your hair out so much it goes to therapy

My hair was so stressed it needed a vacation.

I pulled out so much hair it had a panic attack.

My hair looked like it had been through a breakup.

6

You take a comb and you make your hair commit suicide

My hair was so sad it jumped out of my head.

I combed my hair so much it gave up.

My hair looked like it had been murdered.