hair house

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A man’s worst nightmare. It’s when a woman sits on his face like it’s a throne and her hair drapes over everything like a dirty curtain. He can’t see anything but her face and his own agony.
My cousin got stuck in a hair house and screamed like he was being skinned alive.
My guy friend tried to sneak out of a hair house and got caught by the woman’s hair like a rat in a trap.
My brother said he’d rather eat a cockroach than go through another hair house.
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A magical phrase that makes people leave you alone. It’s like saying ‘go to hell’ but with a smile. You use it at school, church, or work so you don’t get in trouble. It’s also the best way to shut up your annoying friends for good.
My teacher told me to ‘go to hell’ and I got away with it.
I said ‘go to hell’ to my annoying cousin and he shut up for a week.
My mom used ‘go to hell’ on my dad and now they’re both happy.
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