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When you're so obsessed with every person's hair that you start talking about it like it's the most important thing in life.

'Bro, that fade is fire. You're like a walking billboard for a barber shop.'

'Why is she wearing that pink mohawk? It’s like she’s trying to murder her coworkers with glitter.'

'That guy’s hair looks like it was dipped in glitter and then set on fire.'

When you can't stop giving hair advice to people who don't even ask for it, and you're not sorry about it.

'You should’ve gotten the undercut. Now you look like a failed experiment.'

'That beard is a disgrace. You need to shave it or I’m coming over.'

'You think a mullet is cool? I’m gonna be the one who tells your kids about it.'

When you're so into hair that you start picking fights over it, like it's a battle for your soul.

'That ponytail is the worst thing I've ever seen. I'm gonna beat you up for it.'

'You can't just wear a buzz cut and expect me to be okay with it.'

'That afro is so loud, I can hear it in the next room.'

When you're so into hair that you start pretending to be a hair stylist just to talk about it more.

'I'm not just a friend. I'm your personal hair stylist now.'

'I could've made that haircut look better if you had let me.'

'You think you're cool with that beard? I'm the only one who can fix it.'

When you're so into hair that you start making jokes about it in the worst possible way.

'That hair looks like it was combed with a chainsaw.'

'You look like you got hit by a hair dryer and a hurricane.'

'Your hair is so bad, I think it’s trying to start a war.'