HAIR HOPPER

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a person with a head full of hair that looks like it's been sprayed with a fire hose and glued to the sky
My cousin’s hair is so high, it’s trying to escape the atmosphere.
That girl’s hair is like a traffic jam made of strands.
He looks like he was hit by a hairspray tornado.
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a person whose hair is so big, it makes a sandwich look small and a burger look sad
Her hair is so big, it could hide a whole pizza party.
He has a hair so big, it's got its own zip code.
This girl’s hair is like a fluffy cloud with a permanent attitude.
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a person who wears so much hair and hairspray, it looks like their head is on fire and also married to a spray can
That guy’s hair is so spiky, it’s got its own little army.
Her head looks like it’s been attacked by a hairdryer and a dragon.
He’s got so much hairspray, it’s like he’s been dipped in a can.
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