hair hit the hide

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Life threw you a curveball and you got knocked flat on your ass.

My ex left me for a guy who has a tattoo of a dancing chicken. Hair hit the hide.

I failed my math test and my mom said, 'That’s hair hit the hide.'

My dog ate my homework. Hair hit the hide, baby.

You just accepted that your life is a dumpster fire and you’re the one lighting it.

My job got downsized and my car broke down. Hair hit the hide, I’m just gonna eat cereal for dinner.

My kid drew on the walls with permanent marker. Hair hit the hide, I’m gonna let him keep the art.

I got kicked out of my apartment. Hair hit the hide, I’m gonna start a new life in a van.

You're just going with the flow because you're too tired to fight anymore.

I got fired and my cat knocked over my coffee. Hair hit the hide, I'm just gonna nap.

My phone died in the middle of a Zoom call. Hair hit the hide, I'm gonna fake my death.

My pants fell down in front of my boss. Hair hit the hide, I’m just gonna be cool about it.