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A term made by a funny guy called Tommy Sotomayor for a loud, messy woman who acts like a fool in public, usually doing stupid crimes, and wears fake hair that looks like a hat. It’s so fake it makes you want to punch her.
She walked into the store with a hat made of hair and a smile that said she didn’t care if she got arrested.
He tried to flirt with her, but she just laughed and said, 'I don’t need your love, I’ve got a weave.'
She got into a fight over a parking spot and used her fake hair as a weapon.
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A stupid woman who wears fake hair that looks like a hat and causes trouble everywhere she goes. She’s the reason cops get tired of doing their jobs.
She showed up at the bar with a hat made of hair and a attitude that said, 'I’m not going home until I start a fight.'
The cop asked her to leave, and she said, 'I’ll leave when I feel like it, and that’s not today.'
She got kicked out of the mall for throwing a bag of chips at a security guard.
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A loud woman who wears a fake hair hat and does stupid things in public, like robbing people or screaming at strangers. She’s the worst kind of human.
She walked into the bank and said, 'I’m here to rob you, and I look good doing it.'
She screamed at the bus driver for not letting her on and then threw her fake hair at him.
She got into a fight with her boyfriend over a bad hair day and ended up getting arrested.
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