hair harp

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A woman's vulva that sounds like a hairdresser’s nightmare.
"I saw her walk in and my hair harp went crazy."
He called her a hair harp and got a slap.
My cousin’s hair harp is louder than a subway train.
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A woman’s vulva that makes you wish you had a beard.
"Your hair harp is louder than my alarm clock."
She walked into the room and my hair harp screamed.
He said my hair harp was a bad joke.
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A woman’s vulva that makes you want to run screaming.
"Her hair harp is like a scream in a sock."
I heard my sister’s hair harp from the next state.
He called her a hair harp and got tossed out.
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