Hair Guy

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A guy who thinks his hair is the only thing that’s good about him and the rest of him is just a side dish

'My hair is perfect. My face? Just a bonus.'

He spent $200 on a hair mask and called it a 'hair spa.'

He cried when his hair got split ends.

A pink-haired friend who’s tall, loud, and will give you £100 or die if he doesn’t like your muddy blond friend’s birthday

'I’ll give you £100 or I’ll die on your birthday!'

He promised he’d die if he didn’t get his £100 on time.

He screamed at a cake on the 13th of May.

A brown-haired guy on a morning show who hits on a blonde and talks about sports like he invented them

'I’ve got a six-pack and a sports news update for you.'

He hit on Alisyn like she was the last cake at the bakery.

He said football was 'the best sport, and I know it because I invented it.'