Hair grease

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A sticky, gooey mess you put in your hair to look cool or just because you’re too lazy to wash it.

My cousin uses so much hair grease, his hair looks like a greasy burger.

I put on hair grease and went to school, and my teacher asked if I was wearing breakfast.

My dog tried to eat my hair grease, and now he’s got a greasy face and a bad attitude.

A silly or funny way to say goodbye, like a 90s teen trying to sound deep.

My friend said, 'Love, peace, and hair grease,' and I was like, 'You’re gonna say that every time?'

When I left the party, someone said, 'Peace and hair grease,' and I was confused but still felt cool.

My mom waved me off and said, 'Love, peace, and hair grease,' and I rolled my eyes but smiled anyway.

A total guess, like when you don’t know what something means and you’re too lazy to find out.

I said, 'Hair grease? I have no clue. Someone explain it to me or I’ll cry.'

My friend asked what hair grease was, and I said, 'I have no idea. Define it or I’ll beat you up.'

When I heard the word, I said, 'No clue. Someone define it or I’m leaving.'

A stupid way to say 'bye' or 'see you later,' like a kid who thinks he’s cool.

My brother said, 'Bye, hair grease,' and I was like, 'You’re gonna say that every time?'

At the bus stop, I said, 'Cyalater, hair grease,' and the bus driver laughed at me.

I waved and said, 'Bye, hair grease,' and my friend called me a loser.

A weird way to say goodbye, like a hippie who forgot to shower and just wants to say peace.

My friend said, 'Peace and hair grease,' and I was like, 'You’re a hippie.'

When I left, my cousin said, 'Goodbye, hair grease,' and I thought he was weird.

I said, 'Peace, hair grease,' and my teacher gave me a strange look.