Hair Fucking

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Hair fucking is when a girl takes her ponytail out and flips her hair in front of a guy like she’s trying to seduce him. It’s like she’s saying, ‘look at me, I’m hot, and I know it.’
My gym buddy does this to every guy in the weight room like it’s her job.
She flips her hair at me like I’m the only one who matters.
Her hair flipping is so annoying, I’m starting to think she’s flirting with my brother.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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Hair fucking is when a girl lays her hair out on the bed and lets a guy jerk off on it like it’s a damn pillow.
He came in my room and started humping my hair like it was a mattress.
She let him use her hair as a pillow while he cried about his ex.
He even used her hair to wipe his face after he came.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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Hair fucking is when the guy at the barber shop cuts your hair so bad, it looks like he was high on meth and didn’t know what he was doing.
He gave me a haircut that looked like a raccoon attacked my head.
He cut my hair so bad, my mom asked if I was wearing a hat.
He cut my hair so short, I look like a bald eagle that lost a bet.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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Hair fucking is when you wake up after a wild night and your hair looks like a tornado hit your head.
I woke up and my hair looked like it had a fight with a vacuum cleaner.
After that wild night, my hair was sticking out like it was trying to escape.
I looked like a mad scientist after I got done getting fucked.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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Hair fucking is when a girl’s hair looks like it got hit by a truck after she had sex. Clips are everywhere, and her hair is all over the place.
She looked like a hurricane hit her after she had sex with my friend.
Her hair was all over the bed, and I knew she had a wild night.
Her hair was sticking out in every direction like it was trying to escape.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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Hair fucking is when you pay for a nice haircut, but the guy who did it never finished beauty school and your hair looks like a disaster.
I paid $50 for a haircut, and he gave me a disaster that looked like a raccoon did it.
He gave me a haircut so bad, I looked like I just got out of jail.
He messed up my hair so bad, I had to shave my head.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A Curly Haired Constipated Fuck is a guy who looks like he’s been stuck in a bathroom for days and his hair is so curly, it looks like it’s trying to escape.
He looked like he hadn’t moved from the toilet in weeks.
His hair was so curly, it looked like it had a mind of its own.
He was the weirdest tribute in the whole Hunger Games.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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