Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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Why in the holy hell are you even looking this up on Urban Dictionary? You had one job!

Why are you looking up hair follicles? I swear to God.

You looked up hair follicles? What is wrong with you?

Hair follicle? You looked this up? I'm gonna cry.

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You looked up hair follicles? You might as well have asked the universe why it’s so loud in here.

I looked up hair follicles and now I regret everything.

Why did I look up hair follicles? I’ll never know.

Hair follicles? What even is this madness?

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You looked up hair follicles? That’s worse than eating a whole pizza at 2 a. m.

Hair follicles? That’s the worst thing I’ve ever done.

I looked up hair follicles and it hurt my soul.

Why did I look up hair follicles? I don’t even know.

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You looked up hair follicles? You could’ve just asked me, I’m not that busy.

I looked up hair follicles and it was a waste of time.

Hair follicles? I looked that up and I’m mad.

Why did I look up hair follicles? I don’t even know what I’m doing.

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You looked up hair follicles? That’s like asking why the sky is blue while falling out of a plane.

Hair follicles? Why did I look that up? I’m confused.

I looked up hair follicles and now I’m scared.

Hair follicles? That was a mistake.

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You looked up hair follicles? I don’t even know what that means and I’m not even mad.

Hair follicles? Why would you look that up?

I looked up hair follicles and I’m just here.

You looked up hair follicles? I’m not even gonna ask.