Hair Foils

My hair looks like a tangled mess. I used three foils and still didn't get it right.

I swear the foils are trying to escape my head. They're that hot.

My stylist said it would take five minutes. It took five hours and a lot of swearing.

I tried to take out my foils and my hair came out with them. It was like a hair sacrifice.

I looked like a hair prison after my stylist used too many foils.

My foils are so tight, my hair is starting to speak in code.

My hair is curled so tight, it’s like it’s trying to escape my skull.

I used so many foils, my head is now a hair tornado.

After the foils, my hair is curled so much, I can see the future.