hair flopper

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a person who fucks like a wild animal and their hair goes crazy from all the bouncing and yelling
My cousin is a hair flopper. She screamed so loud during sex, her hair flew off her head.
My neighbor’s dog is a hair flopper. It bounces like it’s having a party in the middle of the street.
My mom says I’m a hair flopper. I guess I bounce too much when I’m happy.
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someone who shags so hard their hair looks like it’s dancing in a storm
My friend’s hair flopped so much during sex, it looked like it was doing the cha-cha.
I saw my teacher at the gym. She’s a hair flopper. Her hair was flying like it had a life of its own.
My dad is a hair flopper. He’s been bouncing around the house like a mad man all day.
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a person who gets so turned on their hair starts doing the wave in the middle of a fight
My sister’s hair flopped during a pillow fight. It was like a hair battle with a side of sex.
I saw my brother’s hair flopping during a wrestling match. He looked like a crazy man from a horror movie.
My mom’s hair flopped during a fight with the neighbor. It was like a hair hurricane.
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