hair fiasco

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When your clueless bestie dyes your hair after a bottle of cheap wine and you look like a rejected alien.

My hair looks like a raccoon got into a paint factory.

I tried to be cool. Now I look like a reject from a horror movie.

My bestie said it’d be ‘edgy.’ Now I’m the edgiest loser in the school.

You let your dumb friend color your hair after a bad night of drinking and now it looks like a neon explosion went wrong.

My hair looks like a traffic light got in a fight.

I look like I was dipped in glitter and set on fire.

My friend said it’d be ‘vibrant.’ Now I’m the most vibrant crybaby in class.

Your dumb friend dyed your hair after a wine-fueled rant and now you look like a rejected disco ball.

My hair is brighter than my GPA.

I look like a reject from a 70s movie.

I tried to be fancy. Now I’m the fancy crybaby in homeroom.