hair envy

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When you see someone else's hair and it hits you like a punch to the face because you wish you had that kind of hair or the power to make it do cool stuff.
My cousin got a highlight and I felt like I'd been cheated out of my childhood.
My ex's hair went from crispy to smooth in one day and I wanted to cry.
I saw my teacher's hair and I suddenly felt like I was in a bad movie.
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When a guy looks at another guy's pubic hair and wants to throw his razor out the window because he wishes he had that kind of wild, unshaven glory.
My bro's pubic hair is like a jungle and I’m still trying to grow a beard.
I saw my dad’s old man hair and I wanted to time travel.
My gym buddy has more pubic hair than I’ve ever seen and I’m jealous.
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