Hair Dumpster

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A hairy mess that makes you wish you had never been born.
My aunt's hair dumpster looks like a raccoon lived in there.
I saw my dad’s hair dumpster and I cried.
My dog ran away from my sister’s hair dumpster.
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A hairy jungle that no one should ever have to see.
My cousin’s hair dumpster is so bad, it got its own Instagram.
I asked my brother for a haircut, but he gave me a hair dumpster.
My mom’s hair dumpster makes me want to leave the house.
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A hairy disaster that could win a prize at a trash show.
My uncle’s hair dumpster is so bad, it got a standing ovation.
My friend’s hair dumpster smells like a garbage can in summer.
My neighbor’s hair dumpster is so bad, I started a petition to ban it.
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