hair dude

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A guy who thinks his hair is better than your mom’s cooking. He touches it like it’s going to die if he doesn’t.

'I swear, if my hair doesn’t look perfect today, I’m going to fail my life.'

'He was touching his hair in the middle of a fight. Like it was the most important thing.'

'That dude’s hair is so good, I want to marry it.'

A guy with a wild look like he just came out of a 70s rock band and forgot to shower. Only guys get this title, and they probably think they’re cool.

'He looks like he just rolled out of a 70s music video and forgot to brush his teeth.'

'He’s got that 70s rockstar look but with more hair and less dignity.'

'He walks in like he owns the place, and his hair is the reason.'

The kind of guy who could win a talent show, a spelling bee, and a fight all at once. His hair is curly, and it’s basically a halo.

'That guy is like the human version of a superhero. His hair is a bonus.'

'He’s smart, funny, and looks like he just stepped out of a magazine.'

'He’s got brains, style, and hair that makes you jealous.'

A guy who tries too hard to be good at Call of Duty. His hair is just a side effect of his obsession.

'He spends more time on his hair than on the game. It’s like a war zone in there.'

'That dude plays Call of Duty like it’s his job. And his hair is the reason he’s so good.'

'He’s got more layers in his hair than in his strategy.'

They don’t exist. KJ Appa is making this up to get you all excited for nothing. Probably.

'KJ Appa is lying. Everyone knows it.'

'They don’t exist. He just wants us to believe it.'

'KJ Appa said they exist. That’s probably a lie.'