hair dresser lap dance.

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a hairdresser lap dance is when your stylist shows you her junk while washing your hair and then smashes your face into it like you’re a piece of cake.
my stylist leaned over me like she was about to kiss me
she squeezed my head into her boobs like it was a stress ball
after the wash, she called me 'honey' and said I was 'the cutest boy she'd ever seen'
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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a hairdresser lap dance is when you get your hair done and your stylist gives you a free side of boob for the price of a soda.
she rubbed her body on my arms like we were in a movie
she called me 'sweetheart' and said I was 'so pretty it hurt'
she used my hair as a pillow while she leaned over me
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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a hairdresser lap dance is when your stylist turns your haircut into a full-blown love story involving your face and her chest.
she squeezed my face into her boobs like it was a game
she said my hair was 'perfect' and that I was 'so cute it made her weak'
she used my head as a towel and called it 'a special touch'
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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