Hair Don't

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What you yell when someone’s hair looks like a disaster and you’re trying to save them from their own dumb choices.
"Hair don't!" I screamed as my cousin came out with a purple mohawk.
My best friend’s hair looked like a raccoon had a meltdown. I said, "Hair don't!".
When my brother tried to be cool with a hair gel explosion, I said, "Hair don't!".
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A dumb haircut that only a guy who thinks he’s a football legend would wear. It looks like he got hit by a blender.
My uncle’s hair looked like a blender exploded on his head. "That’s a hair don’t," I said.
The guy on the team had a hair don’t so bad, it made me want to quit sports.
My dad tried to grow a beard and a hair don’t at the same time. It was tragic.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A hairstyle so bad it makes your eyes hurt. Like someone tried to paint it with a mop.
My little sister’s hair looked like she had a mop in her head. "That’s a hair don’t," I said.
My neighbor’s hair looked like he had a cat fight in his hair. "Hair don’t!" I yelled.
My brother’s hair looked like a paintball explosion. I said, "That’s a hair don’t!".
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A phrase from the old days that hippies used to say when they got called out for having long hair and acting like they were better than everyone else.
My grandpa used to say, "Hair don’t!" when people called him a hippie.
My mom’s uncle used to yell, "Hair don’t!" when he got picked on in school.
My cousin’s dad said, "Hair don’t!" when he got called gay for having long hair.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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What girls use to brag about their hair like it’s the most important thing in the world. Like they’re in a hair battle.
My sister posted on Twitter: "Hair don’t! My hair is the best."
My friend said, "Hair don’t! I don’t need a hairbrush."
My cousin posted, "Hair don’t! I’m going to be a hair queen.".
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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What Lil Wayne says when he’s telling a girl that he doesn’t care if she’s hairy down there or has a bush. He just wants to get her.
Lil Wayne said, "Hair don’t! I don’t care if you got a bush."
He rapped, "Hair don’t! I don’t care if you got a fur coat down there."
He said, "Hair don’t! I just want to get you."
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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What losers and noobs say when they show off their freshly cut hair like it’s the most important thing in the world.
My dumb friend said, "Hair don’t! Look at my new hair!" while taking a selfie.
My cousin posted, "Hair don’t! I’m the king of hair!" with a stupid face.
My little brother said, "Hair don’t! I got a new haircut!" and posed like a rock star.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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