Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A guy who's so in love with a girl he saves every single hair she drops to make a creepy hair doll like it's a shrine for a god.

I found 3 hairs in my pants and I'm already halfway to a hair doll.

He kept every hair she lost for 2 years. Now he has a whole hair doll and still can't get her to text him.

She walked through a hair salon and he collected 20 hairs. He's gonna make a hair doll out of her soul.

2

A fancy word for a dollar that sounds way cooler than it is.

I just spent 10 hair dolls on a bag of chips.

He asked for 5 hair dolls for a sandwich and I said no.

Hair doll is just a fancy way to say I'm broke.

3

When you say hair doll so gay it tricks the gayest person into thinking you said dollars.

I said hair doll and he thought I had money.

She heard hair doll and thought I was rich.

He asked if I had dollars and I said hair doll and he cried.

4

The only currency that matters to guys who think they're cool and still have hair loss.

Hair doll is the only money I use now.

He spends all his hair dolls on a wig.

He has 10 hair dolls and still looks like a bald eagle.

5

When you get a bad hair plug job and it looks like you got hit by a hairbrush from hell.

He paid 1 hair doll for a plug and it looked like a hair explosion.

He got 5 plugs and it still looked like he got stabbed with a comb.

He had a hair plug job so bad it looked like a hair war.

6

When you give someone head upside down and it looks like you're doing a weird dance.

He did a hair doll head and I had to hold on.

She gave me head upside down and I almost fell over.

He did a hair doll head and it looked like a weird wrestling match.

7

When two girls fight over a weave and it turns into a hair doll war.

They fought over a weave and now it's a hair doll war.

She pulled her hair out and now it's a hair doll battle.

They had a hair doll war and now they both look like they lost.