Hair Doctor

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The guy who shaves your head and then sticks a bunch of hair in there like it’s a science fair project

My uncle looks like a bald eagle after the Hair Doctor did his thing.

He promised me I’d look like a rock star. Now I look like a confused rock star.

I paid $10,000 for a full head of hair. Now I have a full head of hair and a full head of debt.

The man who takes your hair and gives it a second life, even if it doesn’t want to be alive anymore

He took my old hair and gave it to my brother. Now he’s got hair and I’ve got a headache.

I had a hair transplant. Now my hair has a transplant of my sanity.

He told me I’d be a legend. Now I’m a legend of bad decisions.

The guy who takes your hair and then asks for a tip like you’re at a fast-food restaurant

He gave me a new head of hair and then asked if I wanted a side of pizza.

He charged me for the hair and the pain. I didn’t even ask for the pain.

He said I’d look like a celebrity. Now I look like a celebrity who got a bad haircut.