hair Dickey

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A guy so hairy he looks like a beast with a chest full of fur. He shows it off by leaving his shirt open to his belly button or wearing a V-neck like it's a fashion statement. Most of them are guidos who think they're hot stuff.
My cousin shows off his chest hair like it's the last meal of a dying man.
He wears a V-neck just to make sure everyone sees his hairy chest.
He unbuttons his shirt so much, I think he's trying to get a tattoo on his ribs.
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A man so hairy he looks like he rolled out of a bear’s fur. He leaves his shirt open to his belly button or wears a V-neck like it’s a fancy suit. They’re usually guidos who think they’re the king of the gym.
He wears a V-neck like it's the only thing keeping him from being a lion.
He unbuttons his shirt so much, I think he’s trying to breathe through his chest hair.
He shows off his chest like it's a prize he won at a carnival.
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A guy so hairy he looks like he was born in a forest. He leaves his shirt open to his belly button or wears a V-neck like it's a new trend. Most of them are guidos who think they're the best thing since sliced bread.
He shows off his chest hair like it’s a superpower.
He wears a V-neck just to make sure everyone sees his fur.
He unbuttons his shirt so much, I think he’s trying to get a second job.
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