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a person who would rather die than let someone mess with their hair they’re so obsessed they probably sleep with a comb and a hair dryer

My cousin threatened to stab me if I touched her hair during a haircut. I got a paper cut and she got a scar.

He went to the barber and asked for 'a little trim' but came out looking like a hedgehog. He cried.

She had a panic attack when her friend tried to braid her hair. It was like watching a cat fight.

someone whose hair looks like it was attacked by a tornado and a raccoon, and it’s actually kinda cool

His hair looked like it had a life of its own. It didn’t even follow the rules of gravity.

She dyed her hair three different colors and now it looks like a sidewalk chalk explosion.

He wore a hat to hide his hair, but it still managed to look wild.

a person who’s so crazy they probably think hair is a religion and they’re the prophet

She started a cult just to get her hair done every day. It’s called the ‘Braid of Light.’

He got into a fight with a barber because he said his hair was ‘offended’ by the scissors.

She told her mom she’d rather be stuck in traffic than let her hair be messed with.