hair crammer

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A guy who shaves his snatch and stuffs it into some girl's hole
He said he’d do it for free if I let him use my bathroom.
She screamed when he shoved it in and it got stuck.
He called me a hair crammer and I called him a bald bastard.
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A dude who rips out his pubes and jams it into another dude’s ass
He did it in the back of a moving van and got caught.
He said it was for the love of the hair crammer.
He got kicked out of the bar for doing it in the toilet.
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A person who shaves their crotch and puts it in someone else’s butt
He did it during a Zoom call and his boss was horrified.
She said it was the worst thing she ever felt.
He did it to his mom and she called the cops.
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