Hair Cock

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A huge hair ball in a woman's crotch area from her pubic hair being so thick it looks like a squirrel's nest.
My aunt’s bathing suit looked like a raccoon had moved in.
She’s got more pubic hair than a goat’s butt.
Her bikini was like a hair tornado.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A tiny measurement used by construction workers to describe how tiny a hair is on a guy’s junk.
That hair is smaller than a hair cock!
He’s got a hair cock of a hair.
That’s like a hair cock in a hair cock.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A man who’s so hairy and clueless he thinks fishing is just throwing a hairball into a lake.
He tried to fish with his pubic hair.
He used a hairball as bait.
He caught a fish with his toe.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A hair-filled fog that swirls around inside a jail from all the pubic hair and blanket fluff.
The jail looked like a hairball factory.
He got locked up and now he’s covered in hair.
The jail had more hair than a hair salon.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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