Hair Child

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the gross plug in your drain that looks like a tangled mess of hair and cum

My drain looks like a science experiment gone wrong

I stepped on a hair child and it screamed in my head

That hair child is gonna cost me a new drain and my sanity

someone or something so cool they make you want to punch the air and cry at the same time

That kid just beat the school champion and I cried

My dog is a hair child, he’s that good

My teacher is a hair child, she gives 10 extra credit points just for showing up

the thing you yell at your friend before you slap them like they’re your adopted red-haired kid

I said 'hair child' and then I slapped him

She called me a hair child and I cried

He said 'hair child' and I hit him with a pillow

the big hair ball stuck in your sink after you messed up your hair

My sink looks like a hair monster lives there

I left a hair child in the sink and it multiplied

That hair ball is a hair child and it’s watching me