Hair Chickens

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The tiny hairs that grow where your butt meets your snatch, and sometimes they get all fluffed up from sitting too long or wearing tight pants.

My hair chickens are so bad today, I looked like a butt with a mustache.

I wore my pants too tight and now my hair chickens are standing up like they're in a war.

My mom says my hair chickens look like a chicken coop exploded in there.

by Slangipedia 11d ago

When you play P. E. games with a rubber chicken instead of a ball and you get so worked up you end up with a wild mess of hair around your face and neck.

I played ultimate rubber chicken so hard my hair looked like a raccoon attacked me.

My friend got so mad during the game, his hair chickens came out like a monster.

After that game, I looked like I had a chicken fight in my hair.

by Slangipedia 11d ago

When you play handball with a rubber chicken and you get so crazy you end up with a messy head like you just got hit by a chicken.

I played extreme rubber chicken and my hair looked like a chicken had a party in it.

My buddy got so intense, his hair chickens came out like a chicken invasion.

After that game, I looked like I had a chicken in my head.

by Slangipedia 11d ago

Those little bumps on ponytails that make them look like they’re made of chicken feathers instead of smooth hair.

My ponytail has so many chickens, it looks like a chicken farm grew in there.

My friend’s ponytail looks like a chicken got stuck in it.

I tried to slick my hair back, but my chickens ruined it like a chicken attack.

by Slangipedia 11d ago