Hair chameleon

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A person who dyes their hair like it's going out of style and they're the last to know
My neighbor changed her hair color again. Now it's purple. I’m not sure if it's a phase or a cry for help.
He went from brown to pink in one week. I swear he’s trying to blind us all.
My cousin’s hair is now neon green. I think he’s trying to be a kid again.
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Someone who treats their hair like it's their main job and their main problem
She’s had five different hair colors this month. I think she’s trying to confuse everyone.
He dyed his hair black and now it’s blue. It’s like a warzone up there.
My sister’s hair is now orange. I don’t know if it’s a new look or a new problem.
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A person who thinks changing their hair color is the same as changing their life
She went from blonde to red in one day. I think she’s trying to start a new life or just a new argument.
He dyed his hair green. I think he’s trying to say he’s alive or just confused.
My brother changed his hair color again. I think he’s trying to prove he’s not a robot.
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