Hair Chair

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A seat made of a man’s crotch and his hard cock. It’s where a woman sits while doing more than just sitting, like getting boned and probably screaming about it.
My friend’s girlfriend sat on his Hair Chair for three hours and didn’t come out.
He said it was a Hair Chair, but it was just a regular chair with a lot of hair on it.
She asked if the Hair Chair was available, and he said, 'It’s occupied by your ex.'
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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When your hair gets stuck to the back of your head from sitting too long, like you’ve been on a Hair Chair for days and you look like a fried egg.
I sat on the Hair Chair for two hours and now my hair looks like it was glued to my head.
She had Bed Head so bad, her hair looked like it was stuck to a hot pan.
He said he had a Hair Chair, but it turned out to be a chair with a hot pan.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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