Hair Cancer

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Squishing hair-removing goo into someones shampoo like its a trap.

I poured the cream into her conditioner and she cried like I killed her dog.

He thought it was just a new brand of conditioner. Then he realized his hair was screaming.

She used it once and now her hair looks like it was burned by a dragon.

Pouring a hair-killer onto someones head while they are not looking.

He walked into the bathroom and saw his hair turning into a mess. He didn’t even know what hit him.

She used it on her boyfriend and he now looks like a fried chicken.

He used it on his mom and she now has a bald spot the size of a plate.

Making someones hair explode with a hair-removing cream that was never meant to be used like that.

She used it and her hair looked like it was on fire.

He put it in his shampoo and now his hair is running away from him.

She used it once and now her hair is just a pile of pain.