hair burner

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A guy who cuts hair and also cuts it out of your pants during a quickie.

My hair burner came in, cut my hair, and then my pants.

He said I had a 'bad hair day' and then he had a 'bad hair night.'

He cut my hair so fast, I thought he was also cutting my feelings.

A guy who shaves your head and your dignity in one smooth motion.

He shaved my head and my pride in the same session.

I walked in with hair, I walked out with no hair and no hope.

He shaved my head so fast, I didn't even get a chance to be embarrassed.

A guy with a dick so smooth, it sets your hair on fire and your brain to smoke.

He had a dick so slick, it made my hair catch fire and my brain go pop.

I saw his dick and my hair started burning before I even sat down.

He walked in, I saw his dick, and my hair caught fire before I knew what was happening.