hair bruise

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When your hair feels like it's been beaten up after being tied back all day with a stupid headband or ponytail.

My headband is my enemy. My hair is a bruise. My life is a disaster.

I took my hair out and it screamed in pain. I feel bad.

My hair looks like it got hit by a truck. It’s a hair bruise, baby.

When your girl’s razor-sharp coochie hair turns your cock into a Bloody Mary while she thinks she’s giving you a massage.

She thinks she’s giving me a massage. She’s giving me a death sentence. My cock is a Bloody Mary.

Her coochie hair is like a razor blade. My cock is a grilled cheese. I’m a sad man.

She rubs her shaved coochie hair on my cock. It’s like a torture session. My cock is a meatloaf.