Hair Braided

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A sneaky way of saying you're getting head from a ho who thinks she's slicker than a greased pig.
My man said, 'She said she'd braid my hair, but I think she meant something else.'
Girl told me, 'I braid hair, but I also know how to get a good lay.'
He said, 'That girl said she'd braid my hair, but I know she's got a thing for me.'
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When you're the center of the party, causing chaos and making everyone else look like they're just there to breathe.
She said, 'I'm the life of the party, I'm the main event.'
He said, 'I came in, and I was the main attraction.'
Girl posted, 'I was the best part of the night, and I know it.'
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Braiding hair is like a secret code for getting laid, and this one came from a dirty ho named Brittany Kuhn who braids hair and then goes for the main event.
He said, 'She braids my hair, but I know she's got a thing for me.'
Girl said, 'Brittany Kuhn is the main reason I know what braiding hair really means.'
He texted, 'She braids my hair, and I know what that means.'
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Braiding your hair is like putting a helmet on your head to protect it from the mess of life, and it’s super easy if you don’t mess it up.
She said, 'I braid my hair every day, it's my go-to style.'
He said, 'Braiding my hair is the easiest thing I do.'
Girl said, 'I use braids to keep my hair from looking like a disaster.'
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