hair boner

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A hair boner is when a chunk of your hair decides to stand up and refuse to be tamed no matter what you throw at it like gel, mousse, or a curse.

My hair boner stared me down in the mirror like it was the last man on Earth.

I tried to flatten it with a comb and a prayer. Both failed.

It’s like my hair has a grudge against me.

A hair boner is when one hair on the back of your head decides it’s the king and will not be ignored.

That one hair on the back of my head was a rebel with a cause.

I tried to flatten it with my hand. It just smirked at me.

It looked like it was judging my life choices.

A hair boner is when your skin gets all bumpy and your hair stands up like you just saw your mom’s ex at the grocery store.

My hair stood up like I had just been yelled at by my teacher.

I got a hair boner from the cold and it felt like my head was screaming.

It looked like I had just been shocked by a toaster.

A hair boner is when a girl with short hair makes a ponytail so tight it looks like it’s trying to escape and be a boner.

My friend’s ponytail looked like it had a life of its own.

She made her hair look like a boner and I was jealous.

It was the only time I ever saw a girl with a boner and I was confused.

A hair boner is when those little hairs just won’t lie down and they all think they’re the boss.

Those little hairs on my head were like a tiny army refusing to be tamed.

They stood up like they were on strike.

They looked like they had a meeting and decided to rebel.