hair blower

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A fancy way to burn your hair off your head with hot air and rage.

My hair blower is so loud it woke my dog up.

I used my hair blower for 10 minutes and now my hair looks like it was tortured.

My hair blower is the reason I have a bald spot.

A machine that turns your hair into a crispy, burnt, snotty mess.

My hair blower is like a weapon of mass destruction for my hair.

I turned my hair into a crispy snack with my hair blower.

My hair blower is the reason I look like a raccoon with a sunburn.

A tool that screams at your hair until it gives up and becomes straight.

My hair blower screams so loud it gave me a headache.

I used my hair blower until my hair was straight and my ears were ringing.

My hair blower is louder than my mom when she’s mad.