hair blizzard

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when your head is so full of flaky trash, it looks like you just ran through a blizzard wearing a rug.
My cousin’s hair blizzard was so bad, my dog ran away from him.
She looked like a squirrel that had been in a snowstorm and forgot to brush its teeth.
He walked in like he had a battle with a dandruff monster.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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when your hair is so full of dead skin, it looks like you were in a blizzard and forgot to wash your head.
Her hair blizzard was so bad, I thought she had a rash on her head.
He had a hair blizzard so bad, his hat caught fire from the flaky stuff.
She looked like a loaf of bread that had been left outside in the snow.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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when your hair is so full of flakes, it looks like a blizzard hit your head and left a mess.
He looked like a chicken that had been in a snowstorm and forgot to comb its feathers.
Her hair blizzard was so bad, it scared the mailman.
He had so much dandruff, it looked like his head was snowing.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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