hair blindness

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When your long hair slaps your face like a crazy fan, making you temporarily see nothing but your own stupid face.

My hair hit me in the face so hard I forgot how to breathe.

During the windiest day of my life, my hair blinded me like it was trying to kill me.

I turned around and my hair blinded me so bad I thought I was in a horror movie.

When your friend’s long hair whips into their face, making them look like a confused chicken who just got hit by a truck.

My friend’s hair blew in their face so bad they started screaming like a baby.

During the windstorm, my friend’s hair blinded them so much they fell over.

I watched my friend get hair blindness and it was the best thing I’ve ever seen.

When your long hair flaps into your mouth like it’s trying to be your new best friend, making you gag so hard you might vomit.

My hair went into my mouth and I gagged so bad I cried.

During the windiest day of my life, my hair went into my mouth and I felt like a dog who just ate a sock.

My hair gagged me so hard I thought I was going to die.