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A person with a head that looks like it's been hit by a tornado and a hair dryer. Their hair is so big, it could start its own country.
My cousin’s afro is so big, it’s got its own ZIP code.
This guy’s hair is like a cloud, and it’s got a pick in it like it’s trying to be fancy.
That dude walks in like a hurricane just hit his head.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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A person with hair so nice, it makes your mom jealous. But people still call them ‘hurr burr’ like it’s a compliment.
My neighbor’s hair is so long, it could be a curtain.
That guy’s hair is like a waterfall, and it’s still flowing.
He looks like a king, but people still call him ‘hurr burr’ like it’s an insult.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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Three fat guys with hair like a forest, having sex like it’s a camping trip. And it’s all happening in a club.
These three guys look like they just came out of a bear hug and a hot tub.
They’re like a bear family having a group date.
They’re so hairy, they could start a band called ‘The Hairy Bears’.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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Hair that looks like a bear’s fur is on your head. Some people say their hair is so thick, they’ve got a bear on their head.
That guy’s hair is like a bear’s fur, and it’s got a bear on it.
She looks like she’s got a bear on her head and it’s not happy.
That dude’s hair is so thick, it’s like a bear is wearing a hat.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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The morning after you drank too much vodka, you drink more vodka to get rid of the hangover. It’s like revenge for the hangover.
Vodka for the hangover, because you’re too drunk to care.
He drank vodka the next day like it was a job interview.
She drank so much vodka the next day, she could have started a new job.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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When a girl’s pubic hair is so clumpy and messy, it looks like it’s been through a war. And it’s got cum, sweat, and other stuff mixed in.
That girl’s pubic hair looks like it’s been through a war and a hurricane.
Her pubic hair is like a mess, and it’s got cum and sweat all over it.
That’s not just hair, that’s a disaster zone.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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A group of shirtless gay guys in a club, pushing each other like they’re in a fight. They’re pretending to dance, but they’re just trying to get closer.
These guys are dancing like they’re in a fight and it’s a dance-off.
They look like they’re trying to move but it’s like a wrestling match.
They’re not dancing, they’re just trying to touch each other.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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