hair bastard

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a completely hairless man who still claims he has a full head of hair and acts like everyone else is lying
My uncle said he has hair. I saw him in a hat. He's a hair bastard.
He said he had a full head of hair. I saw him in a hat. He's a hair bastard.
He said he had a full head of hair. I saw him in a hat. He's a hair bastard.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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a man who’s completely bald but still tells everyone he has hair and acts like they’re the ones who are bald
My dad said he has hair. I saw him in a hat. He's a hair bastard.
He told me he had hair. I saw him in a hat. He's a hair bastard.
He told me he had hair. I saw him in a hat. He's a hair bastard.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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a man who’s completely bald but still claims to have hair and acts like the whole world is missing out
My brother said he had hair. I saw him in a hat. He's a hair bastard.
He said he had hair. I saw him in a hat. He's a hair bastard.
He said he had hair. I saw him in a hat. He's a hair bastard.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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