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When an old guy lets out a loud, messy noise in a restaurant like he just swallowed a rat and it bit him.

"I just saw my uncle do this at the diner. He looked like he was gonna cry."

"My dad did this at the bar and got kicked out."

"That guy at the mall did this and a kid laughed at him."

The sound an old man makes when he thinks he's still cool and tries to act like a teenager again.

"My grandpa did this at the grocery store and yelled at the cashier."

"My uncle did this at the park and tripped over a bench."

"That old guy did this at the bus stop and got hit by a bus."

When an old guy makes a loud, gross noise in public like he just ate a sock and it was covered in ketchup.

"My uncle did this at the gas station and got a free soda."

"That guy did this at the library and the librarian gave him a warning."

"My dad did this at the mall and a kid made a TikTok about it."